yea! for such a round number... i will do something special.

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5000 GIVEAWAY

THE "HOW IT SHOULD OF HAPPENED" VERSION OF THE BIBLE

Ramoth-gilead: Practices workouts with people.

Belshazzar(or bill-snazzy!): Very rich in currency. (spends it on spizaz!)

No-Wah?(noah):yup, that's right!

Nebencanezie(child nickname of nebencunrezer): Has a tendancy to roll in money.

job(it's pronounced Job):lot of animals, no offence Job, chilldren, and servents. lost it all,

Saten-Lucifer(Andy Circus):"You are beautiful today precious.- Yes you are my love."

Axiom (Axel): One of Satens angels, who still believes that God will get him out of Hell.

Joshua: every one thinks he is a joke.(I am not joshing)

Script Ideas.

In the begining... there was a half man... named God(he became fully man when he was crucified, but we are getting ahead of ourselfs), God is also refered to as "the word". For it is He who created all living launguades. So that was the first thing God created, the spoken word. He then proceded to make the heavans and the earth. and what better is it to start a universe than with a big bang? scientests could be correct on this issue, however, the big bang was never seen... there was no light to reflect the big start off of the universe. So the universe started with a big something called God... he could of claped his hands to make the universe... or he could of said blah,blah,bleblelglela... but the point is that in the begining, God Created the heavens, and then the earth, now the earth was void(adjective). since the spirit of god is not depicted, we have replaced his light with a key, but be reminded, the key is not God so don't worship it, it is a depiction of his spirit. and the spirit of God was moving over the water. Now, god could not see a thing, he could sence it but he could not see it. "Let There be light". "to much light" "Perfect". Oh wait... it was in hebrew so... "blebijeerwaffleto" and all of a sudden, light.


...And Isrial did what was right in their own eyes... Israli Sinner style!(opam gandam style!) and they kept it up for a long time.

(Videogame they play) Age of Tribe (Age of Empires)(Type they play it on)Omega-Square

Gidionhas night vison goggles).
personsst, those haven't been invented yet!
Gidion: (grabs object) what, this? No wonder it dosen't work!(throws it behind him)

Rock band: David and his Flying Harp

Job threw a hissy-fit(Whats that?) sorry, a bad temper. then his freinds tried to comfert him but didn't work,
then God spoke to him, but istead of answering job (Thats Job) he bragged "look at all this stuff did you
create it? I don't think so, It was all me!" then paid twice as amount that he originaly had
(Job: I don't want this many children!)

Job also lived in uz...([to the tune of "The wizard of OZ] we're off to see the "cursed one" the ugly most sinfull of Uz...)

Josaph : leave it to a girl to get me in trouble. (Harmonica plays sorowfully then blues then rhapsody like)...
will you please stop doing that, Harmonicas Haven't even been invented yet.

 (said) The first recorded incident in which Solomon used his God-given wisdom, was a case between two mothers. They had each, a baby, but one of the babys died. The lady's baby which had died clamed the other baby, hers, after all she thought someone came and swiched their babies. Though it all seamed confusing. solomon had more than one answer, but the one that came forward was this. "Give me a sword"(no wait, I have one right here.) for Solomon was going to divide the baby in two, and he told the women the he was going to do just that. The woman who was the real possesor of the baby, gave up her claims, just so he baby could live. The baby was givin to her, and the other woman was declaired guilty for false arrest, and preformed 24 hours of community service.

David: you come before the battle with swords and sheilds, I come with the lord of hosts!
Goliath: Your voice sounds tiny, That is just so funny...(then he dies laughing.)

(James and his "special' bunkbuddy) Jesusdreaming) But I don't to want to die on the cross...
but I want to rise again now!...

(Numbers: said) And he begot him...And he begot him...(And so on.)

(Said) Pharasie huddle!


israli people: we still look like grass hoppers...
Joshua: yeah, but do you know how hard it is to shoot a grasshoper with an arrow?
so will it be when they throw javelins.

at the end times, the bottomless pit is a two sided cadged cell that is in space (Don't sue me Rhama makers)

Yensid: A long time ago, before the Keyblade War, there lived a cartographer, and you know what cartographers do, they study worlds, and create maps of them. however, this cartograper was different, he wanted to exsplore universes... a man with that dream could be called crazy, but he was an inavator, a massive dreamer that put impossibilitys to possibilitys. He Inavated a way to transport through time, with help from a man named Lusifice. Lusifice created the teleportation power, but said it would require diveing into the darkness, never again to see light as a friend. The cartographer believed him, and understood everything about the darkness, and was tied to it. This in turn made the first member of Organization XIII. This man with the help of Lusifice, accedently created a black hole we know now as "The Maw". It was said that the black hole was a portal to a different universe. but it was never found, at the start of the Keyblade war, the cartographer discided this time to go somewhere by himself, for he was not a war type person, and took the portal with him. he surrounded himself with a cloak to keep from giving his identaty, and raised several others twords his same cloak to a group we know now as orginization thirteen, as of today, the Cartagrapher is the lone surviver of the keyblade war, and yet, no one still knows his name...


Disney * Square Enix

*Action: Death Star I comes from a portal in space*
Stormtrooper: "where are we exactly?"
Vader: "I have no idea, but I have a feeling we're not in our system anymore.

*Pause in black*

*Place: The Mysterious Tower
*Action: Camera pans down to Yen Sid who appears to be meditating

Yen Sidopens his eyes) "I feel a great disturbance in the force"

*Music:up tempo*

Chip: "While we were exploring the outer reaches, we found a small moon on our radar"
Dale: along with a big annomily in the gravitational feild!

Riku:"that's no moon... that's a space station."
Mickey: "What? That's too big for a space station"

*Pause in black*

Sora: What are you guys?
Stormtroopers:Clones

*Pause in black*
*Music: stops*

Darth VaderBreaths) what is this "Keyblade"
Xeanort Lea: "I can answer that..."
*Action: Darth Vader turns
"...if you join our fight against the light"

*Action: Pan down to King Mickey carrying Plasma Key
Darth Vader: "You have learned much little one"
*Action: Mickey's face
Mickey: "Yeah well, size means nothing to the force"
*Action: Both clash their light sabors
*Music Resumes

*Action: Stormtroopers try to shoot Sora and Riku while they are deflecting the blasts.

*Action: Xeinort Real creates two lightsabors.

*Action: Han Solo dodges a blast.

*Action: Darth Vader looking out window.

Darth Vader: Impressive,
*Action: Walks away from window*
Darth Vader: Most impressive.

*Action : Xeinort Real tries to hook two double blades intersecting to create an "X"

Sora: "Is he doing what I think he's doing?"
Mickey:"No, that's impossible"
*Action: Xeinort hooks the two double blades intersecting them to create an "X" with a snapping sound
Riku:"Apparently not."
*Action: Xeinort ignites all four, and cartwheels to the group. At the end of the cartwheel, he crouches two feet away from the group and attacks with both hands pointing thumbs down to the floor. Mickey, Riku, and Sora, ignite their keyblades all at the same time to block it. As they clash, a bright light is produced which then turns into the main title screen "Kingdom Hearts III"

Yen Sid:" We must send the Empire back...
Sora: "...the portal."

*Action: Sora spins the keyblade, raises the keyblade, creates light.

*Action: Light becomes text: "Coming in ____" "This game is rated_____"